Mountain Advocate Gifts

"My granddaughter wants me to stop blowing the tops off mountains."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

North Pole

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Tallyho!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Government a la Carte

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Climate Crisis

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'I blame global warming!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Evolution.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"