Rural Community Advocate Gifts

'What's the best way to get to the nearest Post Office?' 'By Easyjet.'

View to the Future

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Progress.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"I can't afford to feed you."

After we hibernate, there's always so many take out menus to gather up

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'It's okay, Larry, I've got this one.'

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

Tom Cotton

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

GM Food and World Hunger

Empty shops.

An apple core school