Rural Preservation Advocate Gifts

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Save the whales

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

Moon Pies.

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

"We've made a few changes."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

'This is a managed forest. This is an unmanaged forest. Any Questions?'

Building in the countryside

Animal fun for everyone! Easy CO2 Equations.

Rain Forest Filmcrew

Deceased drug cartel boss Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos to be sterilised

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

After we hibernate, there's always so many take out menus to gather up

'I'd say it's six of one and one half dozen of the other.'

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

"Well, you're on the endangered species list, so you had to expect high premiums..."

'It's okay, Larry, I've got this one.'

A trap of poachers