Farmland Preservation Advocate Gifts

"Any questions?"

View to the Future

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Save the whales

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

"I can't afford to feed you."

Building in the countryside

'This is a managed forest. This is an unmanaged forest. Any Questions?'

Animal fun for everyone! Easy CO2 Equations.

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

Rain Forest Filmcrew

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Deceased drug cartel boss Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos to be sterilised

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

"One day, assuming that I don't flip out and massacre everyone down at the mortgage bank that's foreclosing on us, all this will be yours."

Tom Cotton