Rural Preservationist Gifts

Building in the countryside

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Twitter that!

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

I've been doing sit-ups!

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

You were warned about mixed marriages!

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

'It's okay, Larry, I've got this one.'

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

'Boy, Mommie, I'm sure glad you're not a working mother.'

Terrance McWit, Attorney at Law, Last Lawyer for 387 Miles.

Central Valley Express

"We must be in the Village."

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

Demolition, All Types of Architecture Got Rid Of

'Great. You found my septic tank.'

Dalai Lama.

Cattle Drive Zoom

Leaving Eden - Historic District