Preservationist Gifts

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

You were warned about mixed marriages!

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Nature versus commerce.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"I love you too, big guy."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Monkey-artist

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Beaver tower

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Conservation Area

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)