Preservation Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm not into health foods. I need all the preservatives I can get."

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'Green Peace'

Endangered Species.

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Preserved

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"He's a hunter-gatherer-tinkerer-fixer-upper-restorer-reseller."

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

You were warned about mixed marriages!

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

"I've heard them all fall."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

Have a Nice Day.

"I'm off to save the whales."

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.