Conservation Admirer Gifts

"I'm off to save the whales."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Zoo animals.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Save the whales

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'Green Peace'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Endangered Species.

Little boy tries to glue a tree back together

'This is a managed forest. This is an unmanaged forest. Any Questions?'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Animal fun for everyone! Easy CO2 Equations.

Rain Forest Filmcrew

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

Deceased drug cartel boss Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos to be sterilised

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."