Rural Preservationist Pillows

Building in the countryside

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

You were warned about mixed marriages!

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

'It's okay, Larry, I've got this one.'

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

"We must be in the Village."

'Boy, Mommie, I'm sure glad you're not a working mother.'

Terrance McWit, Attorney at Law, Last Lawyer for 387 Miles.

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

Demolition, All Types of Architecture Got Rid Of

Dalai Lama.

Cattle Drive Zoom

'Great. You found my septic tank.'

"Any questions?"

Leaving Eden - Historic District