Rural Roots Advocate Gifts

Old McDonald HAD a farm. . .

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"They’re real."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Twitter that!

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'Your barn door's open.'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Building in the countryside

I've been doing sit-ups!

Scrooge McCow

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

'What's that smell?'

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

The Farmer's Return.

'It's okay, Larry, I've got this one.'

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

Snow Cow

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

That's one harmonious butt hole!