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Old McDonald HAD a farm. . .

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"They’re real."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Your barn door's open.'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

I've been doing sit-ups!

Building in the countryside

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Scrooge McCow

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

The Farmer's Return.

That's one harmonious butt hole!

Snow Cow

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

'It's okay, Larry, I've got this one.'

"Not now. I'm having a staff meeting."