Rural Culture Lover T-Shirts

'Open wide and say 'Ooh ahrr'.'

Lamb Noise.

"They’re real."

"Static cling."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"I can't afford to feed you."

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'I love you guys!'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

COW. JUST COW.

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

Slow, Men at Work.

Maternity ward on the farm.

Scrooge McCow

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

'Wilbur, I'm afraid the patient is no longer in stable condition.'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.