Rural Supporter Gifts

"We need money - where - Oh, where, will we get the money? Where?"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"They’re real."

Things I love about Powell River...

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

Scrooge McCow

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

That's one harmonious butt hole!

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

Snow Cow

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

'It's okay, Larry, I've got this one.'

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

"Not now. I'm having a staff meeting."

High Cow tide tonight.