Farming Supporter Gifts

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

View to the Future

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"I can't afford to feed you."

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

"One day, assuming that I don't flip out and massacre everyone down at the mortgage bank that's foreclosing on us, all this will be yours."

Tom Cotton

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

GM Food and World Hunger

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

What the new farm bill means. . . to the small farmer. . . to the corporate farmer.

I splurged on some organic, handcrafted goat cheese from a local artisanal farmer. Looks good. How much did it cost? $12.37 a gulp. Burp.

"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."

Small dairy farmers have no future.

Milk Machine

Sri Lanka Organic Farming Crisis

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

Farm Program Cuts

"If we build our own still to convert our corn to ethanol, we could become the middle man, too."

'You got anything that'll kill harsh immigration laws?'

Coronavirus recovery

Recruitment - "I'm more a specialist in my own field."

Tractor

'How local is this.'