Local Farm Supporter Gifts

I splurged on some organic, handcrafted goat cheese from a local artisanal farmer. Looks good. How much did it cost? $12.37 a gulp. Burp.

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Scuba cow"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

An early space launch attempt.

Diner

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'

'Ab Lawsons cholesterol farm'

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

A solar powered cow.

Animal Farm: Battery Hens Not Included

'He's in a good mood today.'

Organic Milk

'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

'I thought you knew I was a small animal doctor.'