Sustainable Farming Supporter Gifts

GM Food and World Hunger

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

The original paperless office

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

Ignoring Climate Change

Crap others threw out

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'They sed to be thought of as crackpots.' (Sign reads - civilization is doomed due to overpopulation, pollution, misuse of energy and resources.)