Sustainable Farming Gifts

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Biodiversité

Nitrates

Adaptation funds

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

Bob liked free-range chicken - but not the fast ones.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

Cup runneth over...cup needeth filling.

"Somethin' here says this wine is 'su-stainable.' That means if you get any on 'ya, it won't come out!"

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

Crop Rotation

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

The Velvet Mesquite

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Taken genetic engineering too far

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Free Range Chickens

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."