Sustainable Farming Enthusiast Gifts

Foresters, Farmers and Miners! Meet your local County Extinction Agent.

Adaptation funds

French Farmers - "Is this feed approved by ze soil association? - "Oui, ze night soil association."

'I bet you don't know what's in that feed.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Earth stove

An early space launch attempt.

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

HELLth Food Sprouts

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Ecology.

Recycling bottle bank.

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

COP29

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

Earth Day Summit.

Recycled passion.