Rural Community Lovers Gifts

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

Lamb Noise.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"I can't afford to feed you."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Maternity ward on the farm.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

'I love you guys!'

'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

COW. JUST COW.

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

The Farmer's Return.

'It's okay, Larry, I've got this one.'

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

The Assistant

Take us to the Younglings!