Rural Community Lovers Gifts

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Lamb Noise.

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"I can't afford to feed you."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

COW. JUST COW.

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'I love you guys!'

Maternity ward on the farm.

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

The Farmer's Return.

'It's okay, Larry, I've got this one.'

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

The Assistant

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"