Mountain Advocate T-Shirts

"My granddaughter wants me to stop blowing the tops off mountains."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Tallyho!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Evolution.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"