Mountain Adherent T-Shirts

'Advice? Yep, take your Olympic torch somewhere else.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

'Echo Tourism'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Snowmobull

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Skiing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Skier and his dog.

Recalculating

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"All the celebrities come here."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"This is a duet yourself project."