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'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Skiing

Recalculating

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"Now, that's what I call a speed bump."

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

Weltanschauung (worldview).

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Danger Signs.

"If I told you the secret of life, it wouldn't be a secret anymore."

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

'Yeah, me, too ? this is the best job I could get with a B.A. in philosophy.'