Mountain Enthusiast With A Twist T-Shirts

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Skiing

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Recalculating

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Tarzan mobile phone

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Climbing with a mountain goat.

"Now, that's what I call a speed bump."

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

"If I told you the secret of life, it wouldn't be a secret anymore."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

Weltanschauung (worldview).

Danger Signs.

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'