Mountain Climbers' Guru T-Shirts

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Rock Climber

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Recalculating

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

"Now, that's what I call a speed bump."

Weltanschauung (worldview).

Danger Signs.

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

"If I told you the secret of life, it wouldn't be a secret anymore."