Mountain Climbing Guru T-Shirts

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Rock Climber

Stairlift around cliff face.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

The Path

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Bad times to sneeze

Recalculating

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.