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Staff picks at a mountain gear shop.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

I guess she had other plans for you.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Sport Utility Boot.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Rubbish and Everest

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"Forgotten anything?"

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Man checks the gears in his chest.

At the golf detox clinic.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Why are you people following me?'

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

Economic order in Cuba

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

'That's our safety director. He takes safety very seriously.'

'No. . . this isn't the fiscal cliff.'