Climbing Gear Guru Mugs

Staff picks at a mountain gear shop.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

I guess she had other plans for you.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Sport Utility Boot.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Rubbish and Everest

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"Forgotten anything?"

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

He did love tinkering on his cars.

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Man checks the gears in his chest.

At the golf detox clinic.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Economic order in Cuba

'Why are you people following me?'

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

'That's our safety director. He takes safety very seriously.'