Climbing Equipment Mugs

Staff picks at a mountain gear shop.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Easter Island legs

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Happy Hour

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Stairlift around cliff face.

Rock Climber

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Workaholic on holiday

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

The Path

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

Climbing with the baby

"His father came from a family of climbers."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”