Climbing Equipment Gifts

Staff picks at a mountain gear shop.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Easter Island legs

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Happy Hour

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Stairlift around cliff face.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Rock Climber

...the all-terrain skateboard.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

FAQs.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Do you have an appointment?"

Workaholic on holiday

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

The Path

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."