New Hiking Gear Gifts

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Bears catching fish

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

Nature Lovers

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Information...

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

Earth Reset Button.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

Echo Tourists.

Ah, so this is what water looks like in the wild.

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'

A heron wearing waders.

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

How about a hike or a swim? No thanks. Twig's a slug. She's certainly uninspired. Wait! Let's go canoeing! You never know when inspiration will strike!

'No. This is our top-of-the-line lightweight hiking tent. It's meant to be tight.

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

'Hello Angus...I didn't recognise you.'

"Don't panic. There's another sign up ahead."

'Spring's early again this year dear.'

The Man of Thermal

Fish caught on a hook.

'Now let's pray for a short,sharp spell...'