Hiker's Companion Gifts

'Hello Angus...I didn't recognise you.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Rose Garden

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Nature Lovers

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Skier and his dog.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Bear Signpost.

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"You've got a friend in me."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!