Hiker's Companion T-Shirts

'Hello Angus...I didn't recognise you.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Rose Garden

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Nature Lovers

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Skier and his dog.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"You've got a friend in me."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."