Hiker T-Shirts

"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"

"There's nothing on that sign about hugging."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Why do you need my advice, my son? You're on top of the world!"

'Oh, great! We've been going round in Circles.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

'Apparently, his last tweet was - 'This bear seems friendly.''

"What? Didn't you know faith could move mountains?"

"Even in the great outdoors, you can't get away from the stock market, Jerome."

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"All right boys, check him for ticks."

'Now, watch for bears.'

Throwing a paper aeroplane from the top of a mountain.

"No, I don't have any weed."

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"I haven't got a clue about the meaning of life but one thing I can tell you - sleeping rough on the top of a mountain isn't fun."

"Wow! I wish I could fly like an eagle!"

Tree Ahead...

"Don't be such a stick-in-the-mud, Harold. You're holding up the whole group."

Danger, uneven surface ahead.

"Happiness is a soft cushion."

"Aw, how cute! It's eating our of my hand."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Spiro & Pusho and the cactuses in the desert

"I told you it was a universal truth."

Gerald suddenly remembers rule number 3 on how to survive a bear attack: create as much sudden noise as possible.

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Bear Signpost.

'The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions.'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

Jungle explorers face giant hairball.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I said 'crampon', you idiot!"