Hiker T-Shirts

"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"

"There's nothing on that sign about hugging."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Why do you need my advice, my son? You're on top of the world!"

'Oh, great! We've been going round in Circles.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

'Apparently, his last tweet was - 'This bear seems friendly.''

"Even in the great outdoors, you can't get away from the stock market, Jerome."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"All right boys, check him for ticks."

'Now, watch for bears.'

Throwing a paper aeroplane from the top of a mountain.

"No, I don't have any weed."

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

Jungle explorers face giant hairball.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"I said 'crampon', you idiot!"

'The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions.'

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Gerald suddenly remembers rule number 3 on how to survive a bear attack: create as much sudden noise as possible.

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"Aw, how cute! It's eating our of my hand."

"Happiness is a soft cushion."

Danger, uneven surface ahead.

"I haven't got a clue about the meaning of life but one thing I can tell you - sleeping rough on the top of a mountain isn't fun."

"Wow! I wish I could fly like an eagle!"

Tree Ahead...

'Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not a speaking gorilla. I won 'extreme body make-over' twice in a row.'

Echo Point: No political name-calling.

How to deal with a wild bear...

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."