Casual Hiker T-Shirts

Mountain escalator.

“It's just a song. We don’t have to climb every mountain.”

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"You've got a friend in me."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

Bear Recycling.

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.