Casual Hiker Pillows

Mountain escalator.

“It's just a song. We don’t have to climb every mountain.”

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Bear Signpost.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've got a friend in me."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Bear Recycling.

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'