Leisurely Hiker Pillows

Man Walking His Dog

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Camping.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"You've got a friend in me."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."