Joyful Hiker Pillows

"Yup, one big happy family enjoying the great outdoors."

Fly Fishing

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"You've got a friend in me."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.