Tree-loving Hiker Pillows

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Echo Tourism'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Monkey-artist

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Do you have anything bigger?

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"I brought cocoa."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'I mean...'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Stop and Birch

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Tree Squirrel

Childhood

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Ozone layer claims another victim.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"