Tree Aficionado Pillows

Tree of Death and Tree of Death

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Christmas tree restraining order.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Tree house.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

D.I.Y

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Stop and Birch

"Today, son, you are a man."

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Spring in Japan.

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Lumberjack Christmases.

No tree hugging.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."