Forest Enthusiast Pillows

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

"I think I'm going to fall! Will one of you please make a note of the sound in case anyone every asks?"

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

May the forest be with you!

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Hardwood Kilns

The world and its ecological counterweights

"This would be called scorched earth, not leave no trace."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'Hard day of clear cutting, dear?'

Deer with Crosscut Saw.

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Rain Forest - Emergents/Canopy/Climbers/Understory/Umbrella Salesman.

'Darn forest fires!'

'Would you believe they burn the wood they cut down?'

"Every year, I'm a little more annoyed by evergreens."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Deforestation.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'