Forest Enthusiasts Pillows

"Dang. Just a thin ring of wood veneer over cheap particle board."

Deforestation.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Bees SOS

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Stop and Birch

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Shell Fire

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Why do leaves change color?"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

How's the new one?

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'