Forest Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Dang. Just a thin ring of wood veneer over cheap particle board."

Deforestation.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Bees SOS

Do you have anything bigger?

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"I brought cocoa."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Comb Sweet Comb

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Stop and Birch

Shell Fire

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Why do leaves change color?"

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

How's the new one?

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.