Forest Fun Enthusiast Pillows

'What are you doing?!'

Deforestation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Where the wild things were."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

School trip little porters.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"I'm not really sure what is weirder: that that bear did not maul us, or that he did hug us..."

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Fox hunting.

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.