Forest Fun Lover Pillows

"What would you say if I was thinking about replacing the toadstools and beanbag chairs?"

Deforestation.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"I love you too, big guy."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Fox hunting.

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.