Exotic Tree Enthusiast Pillows

"Why do we have such an exotic tree that it can only be unwrapped ina heatwave?""It's a symbol of hope!"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Stop and Birch

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Tree Squirrel

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

No tree hugging.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

'I'm really thirsty.'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Vet's Waiting Room

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'Careful, he bites.'

Timmys Pet Ostrich

Snake Charmer

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."