Nature Enthusiast Who Talks To Trees Pillows

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'I mean...'

Stop and Birch

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Tree Squirrel

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

No tree hugging.

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

Man talking to a tree.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'

"I have this overwhelming urge to peck something other than wood."

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.