Talkative Plant Lover Pillows

'Maybe you're telling them more than they can assimilate.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Pea

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Poinsettia

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Pollination Process

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

Biotechnology in agriculture

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

Blatant competition in nature.

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'