Talkative Plant Lover Gifts

'Maybe you're telling them more than they can assimilate.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

A Venus cow trap.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Pea

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Poinsettia

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Pollination Process

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Blatant competition in nature.

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

Biotechnology in agriculture

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'