Plant Talking Gifts

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Cat Nip.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plant Lady

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

An Unexpected Guest.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

The discovery of asparagus.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

An old man growing berries

Botany Baby!

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"