Nature Enthusiast Who Talks To Trees Prints

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'I mean...'

Stop and Birch

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Tree Squirrel

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

No tree hugging.

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Tarzan mobile phone

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'

"I have this overwhelming urge to peck something other than wood."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

Man talking to a tree.

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"