Nature Talk Devotee Prints

'His really quite likeable once you're past his ideas on biodiversity!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Privates Beach"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Manhattan Woods

'Illegal immigrants, if you ask me.'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

"Dam kids..."

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'

"I have this overwhelming urge to peck something other than wood."

'Switch off that mobile phone, we can't afford to have you distracted: You're on watch duty!'

"I'm sorry sir, but the next available time slot for a mating fight is Thursday morning at ten..."

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

'I know were migratory birds, but do we really have to do this every spring and fall?'

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

"There's nothing more beautiful than a full battery."

Pulling the Trigger on the Environment

"My favourite? The bluebuck! Now, that was a tasty treat! It's extinct now unfortunately: darn humans..."

'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'

Cheetah: 'WHOA, Gesundheit!'

'Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.'

'Oh, she came on to you, did she? Listen, I saw the whole thing on the nature channel, you fool! The mating call, the dance, the strut, the display of feathers. And just like me, she fell for it!'